Tuesday, 25 June 2013

IELTS

Cloud Nine, anybody?

The new month's certainly started off well enough.


My motto had always been to keep expectations low so I could end up doing better than I expected. But this time I did pretty well, with an overall 8.5 and 7+ in all the bands. Best of all, I got a perfect score in my reading, though writing was 7.5 (when I secretly expected an 8+) and I scored 8.5 in both speaking and listening.

So this means that I have cleared one part of the skilled migration requirements and can go ahead with my occupational assessment, with English language testing off my worry list, thogh a better pic wouldn't have been the worst thing I could do.



Its been difficult gathering the course outlines of all the subjects I took at the various universities in different parts of the world, though I had some help from my cousin in the UAE who arranged for all my docs on that front.

I still haven't decided completely which assessment body to lodge my case with as this needs more analysis.

Most importantly, I'm just not getting down to my studies and the stress level is rising fast.

Hats Off...

It was good that I made a fuss about having to send in my photographs without a cap. Sara from the IELTS administration just called in to say that she took another look at my pic and has approved it for dispatching the results.

That's after I talked to a very professional and courteous lady in the British Council with immaculately refined speaking skills in both native-Brit and khalis Urdu - Sadia But, managing the British Council information center.

She called back a few minutes after I made contact on the toll free number and told them that I was intending to send them the bill along with my photographs.

Sadia promised me that she would get down to it and that she was quite sure that it wasn't prejudiced, when I explained to her that I had said "thank you very much but I'll keep it on" to the nice test administrator who had advised me to take off my cap before going in for my speaking interview. After all, the cap (topi) is an integral part of my religious and cultural identity, as important to me as my self-respect.

Now all I have to worry about is the actual test result and the overcharged cap-less photographs on my table. I just pray that it's Rs. 200 and not 12,200 that's been wasted this time around (plus Rs. 10,000 on the previous test).

I said it all

No, I'm not losing my religion, as much as you'd imagine from my previous post (I said too much, I said it all...). And I'm not so big on REM either, except for this very sticky song.

Well, I lost at least five listening questions to my lack of concentration and love for drifting thoughts. The reading was sharp, and I finished my writing just in time, going over each task and finishing satisfactorily.

My preparation was a little half-baked, as I did not do an all-important practice test beforehand and this cost me quite a few on the listening as I still hadn't oriented myself properly to pay attention. However, watching 'Australia' with my folks over the last two nights paid off as I could easily make out that Australian accent in one of the clips, though I still missed one in that section while I was gloating.

This Ramadan's tasbeeh and ziarat of Bhaiji Bhai probably had a lot to do in taking me through this paper (as usual, I was fretting like a nervous cow). But I still can't be sure I'll make it.

Now I just have to send in two photographs without a cap, since they decided that they needed to add in that requirement for me in addition to all the other instructions. I'll probably send them a bill for the photo shoot as well, since this was not mentioned previously.

Pay attention, not registration fees

So unless I'm really starting to enjoy testing again and again to show them I'm at least as good as I really am, I need to pay attention.

Listening

1 - Scan the questions and calculate what kind of answers you need to listen for. (Is it an address? Is it a word or a number? Is it a noun, verb or adjective? etc.)

CIMA exam strategy

E2 Brutus?

Yes, I'm shaky. And hoping I'll blossom like a wildflower during the exam, blazing guns and hitting the target without any shooting practice, not even the specimen paper, and a good part of revision process still underway with only four hours till I have to make the march to the exam hall.

But from all I've read so far, I need to remember:

- to take it as it comes:

It's not all about the black and white I've had to drink in the last few (I mean xerox powder). As long as I'm making commercial sense and can draw on some of the material I've read, I can probably score, so I shouldn't be intimidated by a what's-that how's-that. Just give the man some good advice that someone like a boss or a client or such would be able to really use in practical life. That is the essence of CIMA exams and that should work out just fine.

In fact, like formalized strategy formulation, I don't want to let the syllabus put me in a box. I'm sure I got a decent percentage in E1 because I wasn't afraid to bring in some good business sense to my answers, regardless of whether it was in the syllabus.

For E3 (or E2 revisit in case I don't make it this time), I need to keep a secondary-grade science-book scrap book for each part of the syllabus (with one side of the book blank for diagrams and such), in which I can write in neat handwriting and sketch pretty charts and make it fun and structured too, with cutouts and foldouts and pullouts and all that, with a page dedicated to each component and plenty of interactive stuff for revision, finishing off with an outline summary for final revision. A separate workbook with fill-in-the's and draw-the's and q&as with some serious work and rework done on them would truly compact this information.

This kind of preparation would have made E2 a breeze and a no-stress paper.

But coming back to the present, I need to finish revision, read through the specimen paper, check some business articles and E2 articles on the website including exam tips. And going by my current rate of learning, I need to move fast.

Two tablespoons of P2 before bedtime each night...

Scoring possibly 30% on the specimen paper is not good. But it could have been worse, since I didn't really think it would be so tough.

Those guys weren't kidding when they said everything will be tested, and anything too, all the way from C01 to P1 and P2 as well. Now you don't just get by making calculations, you need to know the deeper logic, rationale and mathematical, logarithmic inner workings of all the concepts you've ever come across by now.

You need stamina to go through the whole wringing process but the good part is that if you're some kind of management accounting guru by now you can simply:

1) quickly and comprehensively grasp the specific requirements of each question

2) analyze the scenario sharply and observantly, with a reasonable depth of understanding

3) use your vast management accounting and commercial sense to recognize what the problem is and what the appropriate solution is

4) rattle off relevant principles, theory and argumentation to supplement your answers

5) work mechanically at doing all those workings you can do in your sleep by now


The best way to have prepared for P2 would probably have been to eat, sleep and drink P2 at least four months previously and have had enough batting practice, and diligently + regularly too, to score a century, to be sure to at least get half way.

Since that is not the case, I can depend on hope and some hard work.


CIMA managerial level

In for a shameful (and soured) love affair

In the last post after taking the second level exams, I declared that:

"In case F2 doesn't come through, I have a number of months to revisit each part of the syllabus and have a full-fledged love affair with this one baby, (which is not that bad a proposition, as the financial pillar is still a slightly intimidating one to climb). Also, having a strong(er) command of IFRS principles should pay-off in countries like Australia that are keenly interested in adoption. Having to retake P2 would be a shame, but E2 should come through for me."

Well, I missed the P2 by 5 marks and the F2 by 10 marks, and hit E2 right in the middle for a pass.

Having said that, I would have been in for a shameful love affair this time around then, until I took a fresh look at my predicament.

You see, SEEK results for the last 30 days for all jobs in Australia with keyword "CIMA" returns 73 jobs. That includes only 47 from a total of 2,457 management accountant jobs.

On the other hand, management accountant jobs for CA or CPA s are 91% of the total accounting jobs as more than 9 out 10 jobs for management accountants require the qualification, while there are another 1,500 other jobs waiting to be filled under other classifications.

If the CIMA diploma in management accounting helped me to receive a "suitable for immigration" for my occupation assessment, then I have already reaped the benefits from all the studies to date. The CA/ CPA qualification involves the outlay of thousands of Australian dollars (approx. five thousand), which is something I may be able to afford once I get settled, but is out of the question presently.

However, as things turn out, CPA Australia has a mutual recognition agreement (MRA) with CIMA for gaining reciprocal membership. If I understand correctly, this means that I can simply apply for and get a CPA title once I am a ACMA, though public practice will require additional certification. (Note: the ICAA is not as friendly to CIMA as it only provides exemption for one module).

Completion of CPA Australia's CPD requirements will also satisfy CIMA's CPD requirements and I will be required to report annually to both CIMA and CPA Australia. The MRA is valid for another three years, up to somewhere in 2013.

This means that a shameful love affair will take place after all, as I continue to spade in cheap Pakistani rupees into gaining pounds for CIMA with the hope that I will be able to convert it to a CPA once I get to Australia, making me eligible for thousands of more jobs at a much more senior level than I would have without it - or at least a qualification that is valued in Australia and around the world.

However, management accounting is not an occupation that exactly matches my current work profile.